You can take your pick and probably not be wrong, as the Rockies have two of the best position players in the game and one of the best pitchers. With apologies to Carlos Gonzalez and Ubaldo Jimenez, the Rockies' best player and MVP is shortstop Troy Tulowitzki. Tulowitzki combines a great bat (.315/.381/.568 with 27 homers and 95 RBI last year), with defense both the Gold Glove voters and stats folks agree is among the best in the game and a killer mullet.
Dale Murphy played with Paul Assenmacher for the 1986 Atlanta Braves
Paul Assenmacher played with Alan Embree for the 1995 Cleveland Indians
Alan Embree played with Dexter Fowler for the 2009 Colorado Rockies
The boys from South Park reach the Colorado state Little League finals at the Rockies' Coors Field, only to have the game interrupted by two fighting parents. Stan's dad Randy, like Jonny Gomes, sings You're the Best Around during his fight.
In the next season, the boys go to a game at Coors Field (which is more accurately depicted) to interview new friends (to replace, of course, the deceased Kenny), only to see Professor Chaos show up on the scoreboard and threaten to flood the world (with his garden hose).-- C. Trent Rosecrans
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